Becoming a Jew: Rabbi's Alternative Conversion Plan

By William Lebovics September 2, 2026 17 views

A comedian explores what a rabbi tells someone wanting to convert to Judaism, then proposes an unconventional initiation: a round-trip El Al flight from New York to Tel Aviv in economy middle seat.

A hilarious take on the journey of converting to Judaism, from the traditional rabbi's skepticism to an alternative initiation involving an unforgettable El Al flight experience. Comedy gold about cultural identity and perseverance.

A rabbi's unconventional approach to Jewish conversion forms the basis of this comedic piece by William Lebovics. When someone expresses interest in becoming Jewish, the rabbi's initial response is blunt: "No, you don't," demonstrating a discouraging skepticism about the convert's commitment from the outset.

The traditional path to conversion requires significant dedication. According to the rabbi, a person who genuinely wants to become Jewish must spend almost a whole year keeping the Sabbath in the manner that most Jewish people do, a demanding spiritual and cultural commitment.

However, the rabbi proposes a radically different alternative conversion method that trades religious observance for an ordeal of a different sort. Instead of a year of Sabbath observance, the aspiring convert need only fly from New York to Tel Aviv and back to New York on five El Al Israeli airline afternoon flights, sitting in the middle seat of economy class without sleeping pills. This humorous suggestion transforms the conversion experience into a test of physical endurance rather than spiritual discipline, blending cultural identity with the notoriously cramped realities of air travel.

Questions & Answers

What is the rabbi's initial response to someone who wants to become Jewish?

The rabbi tells them "No, you don't," showing chutzpah by discouraging them from converting.

What is the traditional requirement for converting to Judaism according to this post?

If someone really wants to become Jewish, they have to spend almost a whole year keeping the Sabbath like most Jewish people do.

What alternative conversion method does the rabbi propose?

The rabbi proposes that to become Jewish, a person would only need to fly from New York to Tel Aviv and back to New York on five El Al Israeli airline afternoon flights in the middle seat of economy class without sleeping pills.

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